Expensive DeMar DeRozan,
The place will we even start? It’s been just a few days for the reason that signal and commerce went down and I nonetheless discover myself greedy at straws to try to discover the phrases to encapsulate arguably the best period of Chicago Bulls basketball ever. And it’s all due to the person who wore #11.
Who can probably overlook your cool 27.9 factors per sport within the 2021-2022 season? Iconic. There’s no probability anybody has ever even come near that. I don’t even need to look it up. This dude tore by data the way in which Lonzo Ball tears by miniscusses. And what about the way in which you heroically led us to the play-in match! Fairly certain no different Bull in historical past has ever achieved that. Guess that’s what occurs while you common FIVE (5!) assists per sport. How do you spell DeMar? Oh yeah, it’s G-O-A-T. And talking of assists, in a day and age of tremendous groups and massive 3’s, it’s not such as you had any assist. You virtually dragged Zach LaVine, Nikola Vucevic, and fairly actually dragged Lonzo Ball (due to the miniscusses). It was actually a one-man present, with 5 co-stars. And truthfully, it was the best one-man present we’ve ever seen. I simply want another era might’ve skilled what we simply witnessed by way of Bulls basketball. Some might clamor that different gamers in Bulls historical past had been higher, like Bob Love, Luc Longley, or Crisitran Felicio, however these people simply don’t know ball.
And don’t get me began on the clutch performances. Wayne Gretzky, who was the DeMar DeRozan of hockey, as soon as stated you miss 100% of the photographs you don’t take. Effectively, it felt like DeMar DeRozan hit 100% of the game-winning photographs he did take. You may’t name your self a sports activities fan with out vividly remembering that one game-tying shot he hit in an everyday season sport towards the Pacers.
And if anybody thinks that’s spectacular, properly, they clearly don’t know concerning the 82 video games you performed within the 2021-2022 season—each single one was a masterpiece of perseverance and reliability. We additionally deeply underappreciate your humility. Regardless of being the undisputed GOAT, with a capital O, you by no means let it get to your head. Your willingness to share the highlight, and never get too ridiculously good to hog the highlight out of your teammates and others within the league is likely to be your biggest high quality.
So DeMar, thanks in your unimaginable service each on and off the courtroom right here in Chicago. It’s solely a matter earlier than your jersey is hanging within the rafters alongside different Bulls greats like Mike Dunleavy Jr., Ron Artest, and Lonzo Ball’s physician.
Sincerely,
All of us in Chicago
P.S. Fairly certain you’re the Bulls franchise chief for appearances in Kendrick Lamar diss monitor music movies