9/23/06 – Halfway via the second quarter, Paterno makes a touch for the Penn State locker room and doesn’t return till the third quarter.
Punting from his personal endzone, on the street, in opposition to the #1 workforce within the nation made Joe’s inner cup runneth over. JoePa Turned JoePOO.
And so, runneth throughout the sphere JoePa did. In the course of a play. Discover the colour of his pants (black) as he lumbers, gingerly, via the center of the sphere and thru the endzone.
Joe knew the place the restroom was and didn’t care what it took to get there. Because the outdated saying goes, “By no means belief a Fart.” Joe trusted a fart.
“Is that Joe operating all the best way throughout the sphere? Is Joe Paterno within the endzone?” – Brad Nessler
“Is he going to the toilet? – Pat Hayden
Then famed sideline reporter Bonnie Bernstein makes an look after halftime and makes a pun about “Coach Paterno having the runs.”
He later claims he had the flu, however doesn’t point out why he was carrying black pants within the first half and khakis within the second half.
Pleased Valley? Extra like “Crappy Valley.”
Nittany Lions? “Shittany Lions.”
“Pooterno.”
I don’t need to “poo poo” the problem.
Judging by the towel adorning his neck within the second half, it appears like he took a bathe. Which explains what sort of mess he made inside his Bugle Boys.
From an nameless poster on a P-U I imply PSU message board:
“Certainly one of my finest pals performed at PSU on the time this incident. He defined to me that because the sport was on the street at OSU, Joe didn’t have a change of garments on the stadium. The one assistant coach that did have an additional pair of pants on website was coach Larry Johnson Sr. When you lookup photos of Joe’s second pair of pants that day you may see how outsized they’re which coincides with Larry’s physique.
Simply over 5 years afterward 11/9/11, Joe Paterno was fired for his function within the Penn State youngster intercourse abuse scandal.
Which signifies that on the day he took a giant dump in his pants and proved his incontinence on the sphere, he was effectively on his option to dumping out the incompetence he displayed off of it.
Upon his ouster, his profession was tarnished as badly as the within of these black pants should’ve been as soon as he hit the top at Ohio State’s famed Horseshoe.
